Got your attention, huh?
So, this is my absolutely inappropriate disgusting post that I'm going
to put up because I have acute writers block. And because I find it to
intensely amusing. So, this is what phone ex in Urdu would sound
like. :-p
<i>Are you wet?</i>
Kya tum gili ho?
<i>I'm hard for you. </i>
Mein tumhare liye sakht hoon
<i>Gimme a kiss. </i>
Pappi do.
<i>I'm cumming!</i>
Mein aa raha/rahi hoon!
<i>You're so tight. </i>
Tum kitni tang ho.
<i>And what if I gave you a little lick over there..?</i>
Aur agar wahan tumhein thora sa chaatoon...?
Any suggestions? :p

11 of them wept:
You. Are. Disgusting.
Thats one of the most hilarious and disgusting things I've heard in ages ( ofcourse apart from the last nights phone sex )
Love it
G.A.N.D.A.Y.
EWW.
-shudders-
hahaha ! :D
well done !
that IS creative ! ;)
whatever people, phone sex is AWESOME.
not in urdu though, hahahaha.
LOL!!...Now thts the kinda perversion i like... :P
pappi do beats 'em all!
*sigh* we're just not used to using our native languages that way, are we? the other day i chanced upon a bengali film, and... apart from the part that modern bengali films are pretty lousy, i just shuddered and felt completely disgusted when people started professing love in bengali. horrendous, horrendous.
Yaar.
Akheer BC-pan hai.
*thumbs up*
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