Yeh random toh nai hai

Britney spears has taken over my mind. I like chainsawing aliens. Yes
Sanaa, little green ones too. Why am I saying this to you? You don't
even read my blog. Hmph. Sadia I wish you were really my sister and I
could rant to you all the time. Precious, lubju. Marina and neeli are
hot. So is xeb. Eeda pagal hai. She should talk to me more. Yeh
attention-maanging anonymous person kaun hai? Ajeeb aurat. Yawns.
Scratches tummy. Somebody should buy me a liposuction for my birthday.
I don't want to sleep. Or work. I want my camera. And food. But not to
get fat. Kya bakwas hai. Kuttay machhar biting like bitches. LOL.
Kasana ko pyar ho Gaya hai. Bechara larka. He should always wear a
jock strap. Picks nose. UB, try using punctuation only when its
needed. Aur koi achhi si larki phassa lo. Shaadi kar lo. Do stuff that
generally makes babies but fail on purpose. Unless you want to
actually have babies. Mein mama ka sabse favourite baby hoon. But she
and dad need to give me space. I wish I had friends in this city. This
city sucks. I like my new Honda city though. Adjusts masculine
implements. Runs hands through hair. Mein ne thin crust meat lovers
pizza khana hai. With jalapenos. Bahaut sari coke k saath. And I want
to buy loads of books. Tum saari auratein itni pretty cheezein kyun
likhti ho? Dekho mein bhi pyara likhta hoon. Ok? Ok. Taliban saare
pagal aur tharki hain. Love marriage buraeu khol diya mushtundon ne.
Despo Kahin k. Mein bhi pretty ho jaon ga. Patla ho k. Yawns. Snores.
Night. Lubjubyebye.