Plan #1:
Kidnap midgets and sell them on ebay.
Plan #2:
Offer cyber gigolo services on Second Life.
Plan #3:
Invent productivity enhancing hardware- the first of which is a toilet
that mechanically extracts shit from factory workers hence decreasing
the time they spend shitting. Cannot be used on factory owners because
they're full of shit to the extent that their internal mass consists
almost exclusively of shit, therefore removing their shit would
involve removing all their innards.
Plan #4:
Engineer bollywood style rescue of the zardari daughters (from thugs I
arrange myself) and reap the rewards.
More coming soon.
6 of them wept:
Haha. Wanna make a partnership out of it?! *nods hopefully*
Some observations before you embark on the road to billionaire-dom:
1: Midgets are tough to find. Even tougher to market. What's your USP?
2. As someone who consistently wonder's how anyone can be happy with 'virtual', I'd say ditch the cyber and become a real gigolo if you must. And even then without denigrating your, umm, abilities, I doubt it make it to a billion that way.
3. Invention is good. Capitalism rocks! :P
4. Zardari daughters are no doubt very accustomed to thugs/crooks and the like. The rewards will also include giant-sized liability in father-in-law who sponges of you (instead of the other way around) because his parasitic nature declares him incapable of doing anything else! :P
My alternate grand plans:
1. Pull off world's largest heist. (Possibly rob Zardari blind, an act that which will be so Robin-Hood in nature that noone would dream of convicting me). Will be fun. Will end up rich. Zardari loses all his moeny. Win-Win-Win! ;)
2. Marry an old millionaire (easier to find than billionaire). Become widow. Marry another one. Widowed again. Marry a third. Bank balance keep increasing, stop serial marriage-ing when hit billion.
3. Become an Alchemist. Find the secret recipe. Make Gold. e.g. http://www.themystica.com/mystica/articles/~alchemy/the_recipes.html
I agree with Xeb on the 2nd point!!! Go Ali! Go Ali!
lolz ... I WANT TO BE A ZILLIONARE ... us ki bhi koi advice day do :P !!
haha..
ok now I knw .. all the other options U refused 2 tell me otherwsie ... :D lolzzz...
i agree with xeb too, especially on the zardari daughters bit. maybe you'd be better off engineering bollywood style rescue of fatima bhutto? at least she's not bad to look at!
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